Redneck Moment

July 1, 2010

Ducks overhead
Shotguns raised on high
Plum blossoms fall

You’re pretty
Six shots, four beers
It’s closing time

Wide river rages
Going to jump it on my ATV
Hold my beer

Untimely death
Cause was being stupid
Alcohol was involved

No! Stop! Wait!
Overflowing tube top
That’s your cousin

Strippers all night
My money is gone
Let’s have breakfast

Categories: Haiku Garden, Meet the Family.

Summer Haiku by Geoline

June 27, 2010

Fresh scent of birch stems

water sparkles in glass vase

touched by SuperThrive

Drooling dog scratches

sound of evil ice cream truck

forget summer fleas

Vanilla ice cream

drenched in coconut syrup

itchy dog drooling

Willow leaf  ficus

summer is too hot for clothes

need bigger fig leaf

Basil bumper crop

ground pecans, garlic and cheese

pesto overload

Heavy roma vines

wage war on the cilantro

salsa bloodbath go!

Categories: Haiku Garden.